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• 06:46 awake again..going to the kitchen for coffee...Bart came home with a full mohawk last night..
• 06:48 sometimes I wonder if he ever thinks at all..its not that bad..but damn..heLs gonna be 36 on monday.
• 06:48 I think its FAR beyond time to grow up for him..
• 06:55 Ok...coffee is brewing...is anyone else out there in the twittersphere??
• 07:26 watching Fraggle Rock with the kids on DVD..Jim Henson was a genius!!
• 12:59 Just on for a sec...won't be around much today..mother's day weekend..a good friend just got out of jail so we're partying tonight..AHWEEEE!
• 13:00 BMX Racing tonight at Armadillo Downs...Bart and Austin have been winning Trophies every weekend!! Looking forward to hangin at the track..
• 13:02 Ok twitterpeeps outta here for now...Probably won't tweet again until Monday...Everyone have a fabulous weekend and an awesome Mother's Day!
• 16:06 OMG the air is so hot and thick with humidity out you can SEE it!!
• 16:07 living room and master suite cleaned dusted and vacuumed..
• 16:07 kitchen scrubbed down swept and mopped..
• 16:08 now onto the kids playroom and bedrooms

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• 20:38 amazing how deeply pain can cut..
• 20:39 still alone with 3 boys at almost 9pm..
• 04:09 good morning...the night was full of bizzarre dreams..awake at 4am and can't go back to sleep..
• 04:10 now watching cheesy infomercials until 5 when the news starts.
• 04:12 ooh! Anderson Cooper 360 is on CNN! That man is strangely HOT! I'll watch him for an hour..
• 04:17 *sigh* I'm sooo tired of feeling like a giant hormone with legs...
• 04:27 @crtv: God I hope it goes good! Don't see how it could get any worse than last night was.. ;-) Thanks for the well wishes!
• 04:28 sometimes loving on a kitty cat can make everything better..
• 04:34 @crtv: we do screenprinting here...old school though..manual presses for shirts...home made vacuum table for other media..
• 04:37 @crtv: we use a plotter to cut the design in vinyl..slap it on a screen...use emulsion to black out the rest..let it dry..peel off vinyl..pr
• 04:38 @crtv: great song..yeah I've been extremely emotional for the last 24 hours or so..
• 04:41 i think I'll go stand under some super hot running water for awhile...then I must eat something..i'm STARVING!!
• 04:45 @crtv: sure thing! I'd love that!
• 04:51 @crtv: you have a great day too!
• 07:34 awake again...car still in shop..keeping aaron home today..
• 07:46 still feeling not quite right after last night's meltdown..wondering if this is what it feels like to be crazy..
• 07:47 @overcastdecade good morning to you too! was wondering where you were.. :-)
• 07:56 @overcastdecade being "preoccupied" sounds fun! and smiling and laughing with babies is always good..
• 08:03 Gathering clothes for the daily load...makes it much easier to keep up with mount washmore when you stay caught up..
• 08:05 There are 2 17 year old boys in court today in Houston for robbing a childs grave and stealing the skull to make a bong...SO SICKENING!!
• 08:42 Could someone retweet the spirit animal quiz link? I'm going through archives but can't seem to find it..
• 09:01 Ok..found the quiz.. www.jerismithready.com/quiz I took it and it says i'm a HAWK.. Interesting.
• 09:02 @overcastdecade well...I used google and it worked fine for me..LOL.
• 09:09 3 tweets away from 800!! Woo Hoo!! Like I said yesterday I'll hit a thousand by the end of the weekend!!
• 09:11 @mommyaulait I don't see anything wrong with it at all...I curse like a sailor most of the time.(under my breath of course)
• 09:15 @mommyaulait I can only imagine the hilarity with the Christmas Music thing...
• 09:16 @mommyaulait I made the mistake a couple of years ago of buying a Christmas music CD titled Rudolph The Redneck Reindeer. The kids LOVED it
• 09:17 @mommyaulait as much as I hate to admit it it has become our favorite Christmas CD of all time right along with the Dr. Demento one..LOL
• 09:22 @Silvergwyn sorry hon. I had a LEEP AND Cryosurgery at 18 years old and still had 3 kids.
• 09:25 @sspaz1000 I started off kinda slow and worked myself up to it I guess..Twitter is addictive...and thanks for the well wishes last night..
• 09:27 @mommyaulait You know.. I like you more and more every day.. ;-)
• 09:56 @foulbastard sorry to hear that you are feeling "foul" today...might I send a ray of sunshine your way??
• 10:04 @foulbastard ya know.. I do have a few erotic stories I wrote several years ago..I'll have to go dig around and see if I can find them..
• 10:05 @foulbastard or you could go to one of my favorite sites and read some twisted stuff.. www.literotica.com
• 10:08 @mommyaulait That's awesome!! What book did he write??
• 10:39 @theberrygirl REALLY!! She's Pregnant AGAIN!! Those people need to put a TV in their bedroom!! That would put an end to all of that screwing
• 10:40 @theberrygirl I cannot even IMAGINE what my Naughty Bits would LOOK like after squeezing out 18 babies!!
• 11:02 tinyurl.com/6zntgc here's an interesting story take on the democratic race.
• 12:31 @foulbastard: I would NEVER unfollow you!!
• 13:15 @foulbastard How would you suggest that we try to do this said blood oath? I'm totally down you know..sounds fun and RISKY..all good..
• 13:18 @sspaz1000 Yes Jack in the Box is a Fast Food Chain...I live in Texas and they are everywhere..the food's not bad either..
• 13:19 @foulbastard OMG!! That sounds PAINFUL!!! Meat Tenderizer and a Vag do NOT go together!!! Well unless you really HATE the person..
• 13:22 @overcastdecade LOL...Yes he is quite the interesting fellow..and lives up to his name..tell him I sent you over..LOL
• 13:33 @overcastdecade @foulbastard Glad the two of you finally met..now two of my great twitterfriends can hang together..
• 13:35 @bumblebunny Hey we were just talking about our uteruses yesterday..if you wanna tak about vags now that's fine with me!! ;-)
• 13:36 ok now Aaron is throwing a temper tantrum because his Erector set is missing a piece.. GEEZ these kids can make you CRAAAZZZYYYY
• 13:39 @overcastdecade LOL!!! The Aristocrats?? I'd like to see that too..especially if it involves a Vagina...LOL. Oh wait..you said I was in it?
• 13:45 Today's Twitter word of the day is apparently Vagina...Awesome..Has a nice ring to it..
• 13:46 @overcastdecade I will definitely have to check that one out on Netflix and add it to my queue..
• 13:50 @overcastdecade tinyurl.com/2yfthd(film) is this the movie you are speaking of?? I just want to be sure...
• 13:51 @bumblebunny is Today your Birthday??? If so Happy Birthday!!!!
• 13:56 @overcastdecade Ok It's added to the queue on Netflix...I'll have it by monday..
• 14:02 @overcastdecade tinyurl.com/klhpo OR you could look at any of the other colorful words used on this page..
• 14:03 @overcastdecade Really?? I'll need a diaper?? That sounds kinda hot!! And I feel so much the same about you..
• 14:04 @overcastdecade They make VAGisil for that..LOL
• 14:11 @SoylentJames @overcastdecade My personal favorites are..whisker biscuit(not on the list), bearded clam, beaver, box, vajayjay, and snatch.
• 14:16 @SoylentJames I know I can't seem to figure out why tha one's not on the list?? There's also velvet sausage wallet, and meat curtains.
• 14:22 @soylentjames @overcastdecade then there's fur burger, slip n slide,sideways taco, flower mound, pink paradise, and thunder hole..
• 14:23 Crap Twhirl locked up on me...guess it didn't want me to type any more obscenities..LOL. Back on the web now..
• 14:25 and on that note folks I'm off for awhile to accomplish something that does not involve my brain being in the gutter.. LOL.
• 14:26 I'll be back later on...peace out twitterpeeps!!
• 14:39 @overcastdecade Kung Fu Grip is my specialty!!
• 14:44 @overcastdecade Then as I said before...my work here is done..
• 14:47 and as I said before...I'm off to try to accomplish something more productive than coming up with euphemisms for Vagina...
• 14:47 not that it hasn't been a blast...but really...my sides are hurting from laughing so hard and there is laundry to be folded..
• 14:52 @kp2575 That's a new one on me.. "stink ditch" kinda takes the pretty away from it...LOL
• 14:57 Twhirl is acting really funky today...keeps locking up on me..
• 14:58 about to call the repair shop to see how badly they are raping me on the car repairs...
• 14:59 ok they are going to call me back and tell me how badly they are raping me..NICE..
• 15:01 gotta go put on some "real" clothes to wear to go to the shop to pick up my truck...(IE: Not shorty shorts and a tank top)
• 15:01 It hit 94 degrees out today...in MAY..It will be Dante's Inferno by June for real...
• 15:07 tinyurl.com/3lymr6 This totally fits in with todays "vagina" theme...found @warley
• 17:13 car is out of the shop..went grocery shopping and now home...it is HOT outside!! 94 degrees!! Time to get to cooking!!

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• 06:54 good morning all...car is still in the shpp which means i'm stuckvat home again today..
• 06:55 gonna make the most of it and be super productive...
• 06:55 and apparently I shouldn't type on the tiny treo keyboard before coffee..
• 06:56 off to make coffee...wake the boys and start the day.
• 08:44 Does anyone know why exploring my external Hard Drive always crashes Windows Explorer?? EVERY TIME!!!
• 08:45 SO frustrating!! All I want to do is find a file on there and open it! But every time I try to look for it Explorer crashes!!
• 08:51 @mammaren Yeah I've experienced that a few times..only for me it was Beastie Boys..LOL
• 08:55 youtube.com/watch?v=1q-k-uN73Gk Today's Song Of The Day...One of the best Cover Songs I've heard..WORD UP!! Get a move on!!
• 09:00 Einstein Quote of the Day:We still do not know one thousandth of one percent of what nature has revealed to us. So true..
• 09:01 only two tweets away from 700 updates!! I'll hit a thousand by the weekend!! Woo Hoo!!
• 09:26 @overcastdecade Good morning hon...hope your night was peaceful and restful!
• 10:10 ok folks..have a good day!! I'm off to do some more work on the house and get some stuff decluttered!
• 10:20 WHY is it that every time I buy bananas within two days I have masses of FRUIT FLIES!???? GROSS!!
• 10:25 what is this brightkite thing everyones tweeting about?
• 10:27 @overcastdecade: screens are good..been too warm lately to open windows anyways..gonna hit 91 today
• 10:31 @overcastdecade: awesome idea!! Thanks!!
• 10:57 decided against the ramen noodles and went for a shaved turkey breast with honey mustard on whole grain honey wheat sandwich instead. YUM!
• 10:58 Thinking of baking some homemade bread today...I haven't made bread in AGES!
• 10:58 Homemade bread is the BOMB for making sandwiches and toast with..
• 11:59 ok..stomach apparently did not like that turkey sandwich..because it rapidly expelled it...ugh. Time for mandarin oranges. And sprite.
• 11:59 @SoylentJames You screen shows for a living?? I'm so jealous!!!
• 12:03 @overcastdecade sorry sweets...that sucks. Aleve liquigels work much better than Advil...just so you know.
• 12:03 on iTunes: Everlast- Put your lights on...amazing song..takes me back to when I saw him live several years ago.
• 12:04 I cried like a baby when he played that song...we were 12 rows back...it was almost a religious experience. Of course I was REALLY wasted..
• 12:05 I'd had like 6 32 ounce stadium Budweisers on an empty stomach and been in the pounding sun all day..Fun times!
• 12:06 @mommyaulait is this the jehovah's witnesses you speak of or the mormons? I'm glad I live in the woods..they dont' venture out here..
• 12:09 @mommyaulait oooh that is scary...I can
• 12:10 @mommyaulait crap..accidentally hit return too early..I was saying..I can picture you chasing them with a stick..too funny!!
• 12:11 @overcastdecade Maybe you could sing that Counting Crows song Time and TIme Again and put your own little twist on it!!
• 12:12 How does iTunes go from Everlast to Tom Waits?? What a strange switchup...but groovy just the same...
• 12:14 youtube.com/watch?v=kzKiqk2iynY Weird Tom Waits Song Of The Day...I Don't Wanna Grow Up!!!!
• 12:24 I had the strangest dream last night. I was in Las Vegas for the first time ever, and was a showgirl in ZZTops Viva Las Vegas Video..Strange
• 12:25 youtube.com/watch?v=L__LKaAGhIA Speaking of ZZTop anyone else remember and LOVE this song?? Classic...
• 12:26 Ok...now i'm showing my age...I'll stop... My car is ready at the repair shop so I'm going to get it..Peace out!!
• 12:32 @mommyaulait That's freaking hysterical!!!
• 12:41 This song->youtube.com/watch?v=9EBiei21-C8 Really makes me happy...I wanna bounce..Saw Matisyahu live once in Houston.it was A ...
• 12:42 @SoylentJames Law and Order SVU is one of my favorite shows!! Wanna share some spoilers??
• 12:47 @mommyaulait I think that's even better than the original!! The video isn't my cup of tea but the music is awesome! Thanks for sharing!!
• 12:48 Ooh!! I just got my Reverend Horton Heat tickets in the mail!! Squee!! May 16th at Meridian in Houston!! It's gonna ROCK!!
• 12:51 youtube.com/watch?v=Yb_juTPQJUc For those of you who have not been baptized by the Reverend yet...Enjoy!! This is my kinda religion!!
• 12:51 @SoylentJames You ROCK!! That would be awesome!!!
• 12:53 Things ain't so bad..cause I've gotta Galaxy 500....
• 12:59 @overcastdecade Glad you are feeling better!!
• 13:09 Ok...Just cleaned out people I'm following that didn't follow back within a reasonable amount of time..whew!!
• 13:11 there were a couple that I accidentally "unfollowed" and had to "refollow" SORRY!!
• 13:30 @hotrodgirl: pretty good! Things are cruising right along..thanks for asking! And you?
• 13:37 @bumblebunny: uteruses suck...I wish I didn't have one anymore...
• 13:53 @bumblebunny: mine's all used up anyways after 3 kids..
• 13:59 twitpic.com/vtr <- Lunch..and yes I will eat the whole jar...
• 14:08 @hotrodgirl: yes I did brightkite.com seems like some sort of social networking site that incorporates location and such. Cool!
• 14:53 Shit! Just picked up truck from repair shop and had it promptly break down again in the middle of major intersection..
• 14:58 Limped it back to repair shop and now waiting for a ride to get the boys from school..*sigh*
• 15:02 WHY did I ever buy a FORD?? Next car will either be a Toyota or Nissan...NEVER buying another american car again..
• 15:07 @overcastdecade: Fix Or Repair Daily is RIGHT!!! Toyota hybrids are the way to go..
• 15:15 I am a full size SUV Girl...but I would settle for midsize if it was a hybrid and got good gas mileage
• 15:40 @mammaren: what are spirit animals?
• 17:20 3 shots of jack and 2 beers into the evening....feeling good..
• 17:21 I am officially admitting that I am a lush...
• 17:23 @geekmommy: I totally see where you are coming from on the math thing...even though I'm an Obama girl..
• 17:25 @overcastdecade: and I'm still sotally tober too!!!LOL
• 18:29 Anyone else ever wo whether ther really IS a God or not?
• 18:31 Why doe alcohol always make me question my faith? Like it lifts some sort of blindness...
• 18:31 I'm so pissed off right now..

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• 10:00 well..my truck is in the shop..Major electrical and Transmission issues...dammit!!
• 10:16 anyone else here just wish Hillary would give it up already???
• 10:17 Loading up some Linkin Park on the iTunes and getting to work on the house...
• 10:34 Just spoke to repair shop...it's gonna cost 1,200 bucks to fix my truck..
• 10:55 @overcastdecade aww sorry man....
• 11:00 @overcastdecade adulthood definitely sucks...if only I could go back to being 19 again...ahh the beauty of that age..
• 11:04 @foulbastard hello!! How have you been lately? Seems like it's been awhle since we crossed paths..
• 14:03 @GeekMommy Ooh!! I LOVE my Treo too!! Couldn't live without it!
• 14:15 figures that since she doesn't have a car and father in law is getting the boys from school she'll have a beer..
• 14:47 i kept hearing this strange noise..then I figured out there's a cat behind the sofa sleeping..and he's SNORING!!! LOL
• 15:34 @overcastdecade welcome back sweets!! Sorry you had a rough day..
• 15:34 @SoylentJames That was awesome
• 15:35 God how did I ever forget how much I love the Beatles..
• 15:38 @overcastdecade you're so right...it WILL get better..ya gotta have FAITH! (well that and whiskey..LOL)
• 15:39 @overcastdecade I'm so jealous!! I wanna do Karayoke in NYC with you and @soylentjames !!!
• 15:40 @overcastdecade Karayoke, pizza and lots of alcohol....we would be freaking FAMOUS by the end of the night!!
• 15:51 @overcastdecade LOL...I would totally love to get out of Texas and come to NYC to visit..I've never been to NYC..
• 15:52 @mommyaulait oh WOW...thank you for sharing that!! it was AMAZING!!
• 15:53 @overcastdecade I'm about to cleanout my list of people I'm following..deleting all of the ones that don't follow back..
• 16:00 Kidlets are home from school...I'm off to make "Cooked in a pot on the stove" popcorn, and work on homework..PEACE!!
• 16:14 tinyurl.com/6lm4wr My Tweetcloud!! Thanks @overcastdecade
• 16:28 @overcastdecade I actually did it twice, once with the replies and once without. When I saw the one with the replies I saw that WE talk aLOT
• 16:29 @overcastdecade LOL...so I did it again without the replies and it looked slightly boring..I liked it with that big @overcastdecade better..
• 16:31 @overcastdecade I hadn't thought of looking at it that way..where it shows me what I obsess about..I'll have to go and look at it again.
• 16:32 Gotta go Hubby is home...he doesn't even know I have a twitter!! BYE!!

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• 09:26 I LOVE The Hills! Watching it on TIVO! Oh to live the glamorous life..
• 09:34 I wish there was a way to take in caffeine intravenously..
• 09:48 @overcastdecade: Fight Club kicked ASS!! One of my all time favorite movies!
• 10:57 I just simply CANNOT stop listening to The Bravery...it's like a drug..and I don't want to stop!!
• 11:01 @GeekMommy OMG!!! Dr. Seuss is DEAD??? Really?? That is totally heartbreaking!!
• 11:08 @GeekMommy oh...1991 huh?? Geez now I feel like an idiot..
• 11:19 Moving on from The Bravery to The Sisters Of Mercy...hmm. Interesting Transition...
• 11:21 I'm missing my little Goth Chick days right now....well...except for the clove cigarettes..ugh..GROSS!
• 12:10 @overcastdecade oooh yeah..Seven was AWESOME!! I still drag it out from time to time and watch it again...you should SEE my DVD Collection!!
• 12:11 <---Is about to totally MAC on some Jack in the Box!!! So much for weight loss this week!! Ahh who cares??
• 12:26 @overcastdecade: awww.you're too damn sweet!!!!
• 12:33 Jack In The box was AWESOME!!! That BBQ Bacon Sirloin Burger is THE BOMB! (a gut bomb that is..)
• 12:41 @overcastdecade: LOL...i definitely don't mess around when it comes to food..SALAD is NOT a meal.. I'm a steak and potatoes & ribs girl..
• 12:42 @overcastdecade: and I have a professional 4 burner gas grill on my patio that I acually USE to back that statement up..
• 12:46 @overcastdecade: *bats eyelashes* who me?? why on earth would you think that? tee hee...
• 12:49 LOL my work here is done..
• 12:50 I feel like such a wicked tease...
• 12:57 @mommyaulait: biegnets are awesome!! I make them every christmas morning..mmmm
• 12:59 @mommyaulait: were we separated at birth? You sound like me!
• 13:01 @overcastdecade: little fried pieces of fluffy dough heaven drenched in powdered sugar...DIVINE!!!
• 13:04 @overcastdecade: thet are fairly easy to make..and the hubby and kids LOVE them..as do I..
• 13:07 @overcastdecade: funnel cake is made from batter...biegnets are made from a kind of pastry dough..similar but only a little
• 13:13 @mommyaulait: if you were in TX I would gladly make you beignets and cafe au lait..
• 13:15 @overcastdecade: awwww. I'd make them for you too..
• 13:17 @overcastdecade: drive safely!
• 16:19 is sick to death of laundry..thats it..I'm finding a nudist colony and joining..

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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

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Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

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• 21:15 losing a pet is heartwrenching...almost like losing a child..
• 21:16 my poor kitty cat Max is missing..vanished..lost..
• 21:16 i'm beginning to lose hope that we will find him..
• 21:20 how are you supposed to have any kind of faith when the world keeps dumping shit on you?
• 05:16 there IS a God after all...after sitting up crying and praying all night Max just showed up.
• 05:17 I am officially a happy woman.
• 13:43 so..i've had an AWFUL day...left the house at 7 am to take aaron to neurosurgeon consultation
• 13:44 appointment was scheduled for 8:30...broke down on the way in POURING RAIN
• 13:45 arrive at appointment at 9:15 and am told that we have to reschedule due to lateness..until JUNE!!!!
• 13:45 get back on crazy highways in awful storm....get into an accident...
• 13:46 nobody injured...not at fault either..minimal damage to the truck..
• 13:47 wish I could say the same for little volvo that slammed into trailer hitch..
• 13:48 wait 45 minutes for police to show up..in pouring rain..witness two other accidents..
• 13:49 yes you guys we are all ok....shaken...but ok.
• 13:51 finally get police report..and between beltway 8 and willis on 45 pass at least a dozen accidents on the way home
• 13:51 at least 4 of them were pretty serious..NOT a good day to be out on the road..
• 14:12 so...i'm putting my jammies on and calling it a day...maybe tomorrow will be better..
• 14:25 @hotrodgirl @sspaz1000: yes..we are all ok..thank God...however..I am suddenly in the mood for a very dirty martini.
• 19:05 feeling MUCH better after a bubble bath and three margaritas...
• 19:05 happy cinco de mayo!!
• 19:06 currently jamming to some Santana with the margaritas...oyo como va...great stuff

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• 09:14 good morning all...today is spring cleaning day...coffee is on..i'm ready to go..
• 09:14 well...after myspace..LOL
• 09:20 I am PURGING this house today...well at least starting on it...so much JUNK!!!
• 09:43 @overcastdecade mmmm Maker's Mark...I did about 9 shots of that stuff last night along with 4 margaritas..FUN TIMES! well not so much today.
• 09:47 @theberrygirl That sounds AWESOME!! I can only imagine the wonderous decor that would go in a pirate themed bathroom!
• 10:01 @overcastdecade Let's put it this way..I was feeling NO PAIN..we danced on the front porch until well past midnight and then CRASHED!
• 10:02 @theberrygirl I'm here I'm here!! *waves hello*
• 10:36 we watched an AWESOME movie last night..No Country For Old Men..it made for some wacky dreams!!
• 10:58 Ok folks...off to start on the cleaning adventure.. Wish me luck!!
• 11:35 OOH Lookie!! Twitter Tees!! www.eatsleeptweet.com/
• 11:43 Einstein Quote Of The Day: When the solution is simple, God is answering.
• 12:20 GRRRR....Roger Waters tickets are sold out!! That would have been an AMAZING show!!
• 12:39 it's a Didgeridoo kinda day...youtube.com/watch?v=jeuDR7n_XpI Pure goosebumps!!
• 12:43 youtube.com/watch?v=bqTGu0ofBTE This one makes my heart beat really fast too! God that man is HOTT!! Well..and Talented too..
• 12:46 Master bath is done...on to bedroom and closet...then KITCHEN..making really good headway!! The tunes really do help so much!!
• 13:04 taking a beer break and smoke break..I am literally dripping with sweat from cleaning!!
• 13:37 ok...burned out on cleaning..more tomorrow..time to eat.

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Twitter has become one of my newest addictions...I thought I would post this video to explain what it's all about for those of you who don't use it, but are intrigued.

I cannot actually remember the last time I wrote a REAL blog post. Things have been just so insanely crazy for the past month or so that I have hardly had time to breathe let alone blog...

For those of you who use Twitter you should follow me. Most of the time I update my twitter feed from my Treo and I can do it anywhere so it's become sort of like a constant stream of consciousness for me. This is why I have my daily Tweets sent to my VOX by Loudtwitter. It's cool!!

My mother had surgery two weeks ago and I've been spending a LOT of time down there at her house taking care of her and her home. Next week I start going down there only two days a week to do the cleaning and laundry so that will be a huge relief, both gaswise, and timewise. Last time I filled up my Truck it cost me 98.00 I almost had a heart attack!! (28 gallons of fuel at 3.50 per gallon)  I have NEVER spent that much at one time on gas in my LIFE!! Can't wait until I can get rid of this gashog and get into something more efficient. Unfortunately funds do not allow for another car purchase at this time so it will have to wait.

This summer is going to be CRAZY!! We will be admitted to Texas Children's in June for approximately two months. Aaron is going to have 3 surgical procedures performed on his brain to try to help him with his Epilepsy. The odds are good that if surgery goes well he will no longer have seizures. The prospect of someone cutting on my kids brain scares the ever loving shit out of me though..it's been a tough decision to make. There are so many things that can go wrong, and given our luck lately more than likely some of it WILL go wrong..

On the home front things have gone to hell in a handbasket between Bart and I. I consulted a lawyer on the possibility of a separation and basically found out that if I divorced him he could take me for everything, because I have been the breadwinner and comingled my income with his it is now community property; therefore I would be stuck paying him spousal support. Not to mention the fact that if we had Joint custody I would pay HIM child support and not the other way around.  SO...that's not happening anytime soon. And it's probably for the best. NOW is not the time to do anything that would make the kids any more unstable than things already are.. Bart has agreed to go to Counseling (again) and we will try to work this out for the time being.

There are only 5 more weeks of school. This is the time of year when I do major spring cleaning and clean out all the junk so I can spend the summer in a clutter free house with the kids, so today that's what I'm getting started on.. God knows over the past few months I've hardly had time to even keep up with the laundry let alone actually CLEAN anything so it will be nice to look around and see clean surfaces, and shiny windows.

I hope this finds everyone in my "hood" well and happy. I do so miss the interaction here. I do get the comments and well wishes everyone sends I just haven't had time to actually sit down and respond. Just know that I LOVE all of you and think of you guys all the time. Someday in the near future I hope to become an active participant in this wonderful community again...but for now..You guys will have to put up with my goofy Twitter Posts..LOL.