QotD: This Totally Freaks Me Out
Do you have any phobias?
Submitted by Amirul B Ruslan.
Umm...I don't even know where to begin on this one...
Let's start with the obvious ones first..
1. Cockroaches- Don't laugh...if you ever wanted to see me run screaming like a banshee, this is the way to do it. Now, we're not talking about the little german cockroaches here...we're talking about the big flying swamp roaches. Just ask my husband..I have threatened to move out of places before after spotting one of these in my house. We are LUCKY enough to only see one in the house maybe once or twice a year..
2. Boats- I can't swim..really..I swim like a freaking rock...straight to the bottom. Naturally someone who can't swim has no business being on a boat..I think we have covered this one enough...and don't even get me started on life jackets...puhleez.
3. Heights- I am scared of heights, I don't even like to stand up on chairs to reach up for things. So at the young age of 18 I thought I would conquer my fear of heights by going skydiving tandem with an instructor. Needless to say that didn't go down too well. The whole way down to the ground strapped to this poor, poor man, I screamed the entire way down with my eyes closed, peed my pants, and threw up twice(all over my instructor). It was not pretty. And yes, I am still afraid of heights. Although, now I have 2 tandem jumps and 3 solo jumps under my belt, and that incident has not been repeated.
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Other than that, I love boats and can't cope with heights. Well, I'm a hell of a lot better than I used to be on that score, but I feel you. Or as Dangermouse's cowardly assistant Penfold once said, "I'm not scared of heights, I'm scared of landing at the bottom of 'em!"
I jumped in the milatary, didnt mind the jumping it was the landing that bothered me. thought about trying sky diving, I don't know if its true but someone told me I weighed to much to tandom. maybe one day I will find out if they knew what they were talking about. cool story takes alot of brass to go against your natural fears