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Boy am I glad I stayed home and missed this party.
Really.
I would SO not have fit in with this crowd.
Apparently it was a biker rally that Quiet Riot was playing at...so you can imagine the class of people that were in attendance. Bart said if it weren't for all the comedic stuff he witnessed there he would have wished he hadn't gone either. The bands sucked. Even Quiet Riot. Funny I'm not surprised by that. He also said that when he went backstage to get my album signed for me the lead singer of Quiet Riot was a real asshole to him and told him they were not here to mingle, they were here to work...and then proceeded to tip back a fifth of Jack Daniels. Nice.
From what I understand most of the women were walking around topless in bikini bottoms(or thongs), and Bart said he saw more ugly tits last night than you could have shaken a stick at. LOL. Most of the women he said he saw MIGHT HAVE looked good in the 80's during Quiet Riot's Heyday but they were long past their prime, wrinkled old bags in leather halters and thongs. I'm so glad I missed that vision of beauty. Really.
Like this fine specimen: You have to click on the image if you wanna see what it is but trust me you don't. From what I understand there were women of this caliber all over the place. YEAH BABY! *Total Sarcasm* THANK GOD I made Bart take the CRAPPY camera...I cannot imagine how this shot would have come out on the DSLR.
All in all...I'm VERY glad I stayed home for this one...or else I would still be bleaching my eyeballs at this very moment. Oh I almost forgot to mention that the boys got pulled over on the way home and Bart had to take a field sobriety test and they searched the truck. (Thank GOD they didn't find anything!) Bart said he was sweating bullets. LOL. Oh well...I guess boys will be boys.